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11
Dec
Rape & Pillage Withdrawal, Canadian-style

Rape & Pillage Withdrawal, Canadian-style

The caliphate is disintegrating as the psychopaths scramble to fly back to their various homelands. Ralph Goodale can hardly wait to hug them at the airport. You should know that Ralph Goodale, 68, is your minister of public safety and emergency preparedness. As the earnestness of the impressive title might suggest, Mr. Goodale is the man in charge of your physical well-being. It is Mr.

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11
Dec
Rape & Pillage Withdrawal, Canadian-style

Rape & Pillage Withdrawal, Canadian-style

The caliphate is disintegrating as the psychopaths scramble to fly back to their various homelands. Ralph Goodale can hardly wait to hug them at the airport. You should know that Ralph Goodale, 68, is your minister of public safety and emergency preparedness. As the earnestness of the impressive title might suggest, Mr. Goodale is the man in charge of your physical well-being. It is Mr.

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26
Nov
Hutt, hutt, hutt & tut, tut, tut...

Hutt, hutt, hutt & tut, tut, tut...

News Flash: Saint Mary’s University comes under fire for cheating. Using ineligible football players. Something the pointy-heads in academia ostensibly frown upon.

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12
Nov
Capexit & the  Province of Cape Breton

Capexit & the Province of Cape Breton

I want to thank Cape Breton Sen. Dan Christmas, the former director of the Union of Nova Scotia Indians, for appointing my goodself Chief Negotiator for Capexit.
Capexit, if you haven’t heard, refers to Cape Breton’s pending exit from the RONS, or, the Rest of Nova Scotia.

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29
Oct
Mr. Downie died the other day...

Mr. Downie died the other day...

When Bob Dylan first met The Beatles in 1964, he told the lads their music didn’t say anything. Love Me Do, I Want To Hold Your Hand, I Saw Her Standing There, just weren’t going to cut it. By the way, if you haven’t yet heard, Mr. Downie died the other day. His brain did him in. It was that fast-acting Ted Kennedy- type cancer.

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