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15
Oct
With apologies to Jonathan Swift

With apologies to Jonathan Swift

Regrettably, likely a function of age, I cannot recall if it was the United Nations or some lesser body which, just weeks ago, reminded Nova Scotians that again this year your province leads the nation, if not the industrialized world, in child poverty.

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01
Oct
If only God would come down with an El Jones Complex!

If only God would come down with an El Jones Complex!

Think of how grand it must be to hold the world monopoly on moral superiority. Think of El Jones.
The Halifax-based “poet”, “writer”, “activist”, “bold visionary”, “tool of liberation”, etc., has cornered the market in the Good Shepherd business.

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18
Sep
Glace Bay, Nova Scotia: the town without a rink

Glace Bay, Nova Scotia: the town without a rink

I never met a politician I didn’t like.
For the most part, almost to a man or woman, they bask in the perks of office, piling up their pensionable time, gleefully making themselves available for their next photo-op. All else is  secondary.
Photo-ops are paramount in the lives of pampered politicians. They take priority over all else.

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21
Aug
Death of princess... and decorum

Death of princess... and decorum

I like to think that it’s this current generation of do-gooders, whiners, wailers, and social justice warriors who created mass hysteria all by their little selfie-taking “trigger warning,” safe space cadet-selves. Far be it for me, a 304-year-old man, and, er, um, the Founder of Halifax, to second guess my goodself, but I must reconsider. But don’t get me wrong.

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07
Aug
A case for collusion: Who's fuelling Tarrah's anti-Frank feud?

A case for collusion: Who's fuelling Tarrah's anti-Frank feud?

I am again called upon to come to the defence of the small band of brothers (and sister! — ed.) who constitute Frankland World Omni Corp.
That said: This Souvenir Extended Eddie Cornwallis Column is brought to you by the letter ‘C’ and the word, Collusion.

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