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18
Sep
The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

Dear Diary, well, as you can sees by da latest polls, I’s clearly on da top. And dats the best place to be on top. I’s always like doin’ tings on top.
And dat poor bastard, dat watshis name, dat Mr. Bailleys? Wat’s he? Twenty, turdy points behind me? Sunthun’ like dat.

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24
Jul
The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

Dear Diary, Well, hellos again!
I’m back again from anutter one a me very important trips. Dis one from way out West, dere, in whad ya call Edmontons, Alberta.

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27
Jun
The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

Dear Diary, Well, how’s ya like me now? How’s ya like me new team?
And ya knows, Diary, that’s whad I likes about team — there ain’t no “H” in team like dere is “hick” and “homeboy” and “hysterectomy.”
I remembers all dos years ago when da missus had ‘er procedure done. Sure is a lot movin’ parts in den dere wimmin’ folk. Just like me new team.

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12
Jun
The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

Dear Diary, Couldn’t wait to write ya. I’s got sum pretty excitin’ news fer ya dis time ’round. Yes, I duz. I duz. Cuz guess what Diary?
I won! I won! I won! I won!
Yep. I won, alright.

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29
May
The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

Dear Diary, reckon as Yogi Bear used to say it ain’t over until all da eggs is put kinda in da same one picnic basket.
Well. It’s over. Tank gawd fer dat. And tank gawd I can finally take dis wool sweater off. Gotta tell ya, Diary, da damn ting sure itches like a bastard.

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