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14
Jan
Wanker of the Week: Theresa Spence

Wanker of the Week: Theresa Spence

.. an I want a foot rub from Jon Baird .. an a pony .. No! TWO ponies .. an ..

 

 

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31
Dec
Ekchuah Yum Caax

Ekchuah Yum Caax

Frank Magazine has learned this entire world-ends-on-December 21, 2012-thing can be traced back to poor decisions made by Mayan deputy high priest Ekchuah Yum Caax in the early part of the 9th century.

Appointed to the position by his brother, King Lenny II, Ekchuah was given the task of finding redundancies in government.

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19
Nov

Wanker of the Week: Joan Jessome

The only thing better than listening to NSGEU czarina Joan Jessome stumble through a 20-second soundbite on the nightly news is watching her muddle through an interminable unscripted news conference. 

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05
Nov

The General Public

Every once in awhile, the media gets it right. Alarm bells were rung far and wide over Hurricane Sandy. The Eastern Seaboard of the United States was gonna get whacked. There would be flooding, widespread power outages, fatalities and untold property damage. The naysayers nay-sayed over the predictions. 

And then Sandy hit. 

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03
Nov
Darryl Moir

Darryl Moir

Three easy steps to becoming Wanker of the Week, starring Darryl Moir (Moir’s Costumes and Events, Truro).

Step 1: Threaten Frank Magazine with a $28-million lawsuit after a Frank reporter tells you he’s writing a story about you whether you like it or not (Frank 650).

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